Gente, I read the news and I still can’t believe it: after keeping me waiting three hours here in Lisbon, Madonna is going to sing right on my doorstep in Copacabana in May! Good girl… I’m going to watch it lying on my zebra-skin sofa. pic.twitter.com/sBQaqOur0G
I can’t stand to hear people asking me in the street why I don’t write soap operas anymore. At the age of 80, sitting in front of a computer for eight or ten hours a day for a year, without taking any time off… Do you want me to die before my time?!!!